I have to convince my mom to lend
 
 me her car, and to babysit
 
 Hunter—all on a Friday
 
 night. Party night, for
 
 almost every
 
 partier in
 
 America.
 
 Hell, it’s the
 
 American Way, as
 
 I think almost everyone
 
 will agree. Get out of school
 
 or off work, put on clean clothes,
 
 and look for a way to escape reality—
 
 whether that’s with alcohol, weed, or
 
 my all-time favorite: speed.
 
 Pot and beer mostly make
 
 me tired. I only used
 
 to use them when
 
 I was buzzed up
 
 real high,
 
 didn’t
 
 mind slowing
 
 down a little. But I
 
 haven’t done any of that
 
 in way too long. Being good
 
 all the time isn’t just hard. It’s damn
 
 boring. There’s more to life than babies
 
 and books, and I’m overdue to go out
 
 and find a little fun. First things
 
 first. I have to find a way