an eight ball instead of a gram.
 
 Yeah, yeah, my thought processes
 
 have already graduated from casual
 
 to daily use. But I don’t want
 
 to have to drive to Stockton
 
 too often. Hell, an eight ball
 
 will last me just about
 
 forever. Won’t it?
 
 So Where to Find
 
 Another hundred dollars?
 
 In lieu of an allowance,
 
 Mom and Scott buy
 
 diapers and baby formula.
 
 My savings account is
 
 still closed to me, and will be
 
 until my eighteenth birthday.
 
 That impressive turning point
 
 is only a couple of weeks away,
 
 but not soon enough to score
 
 the monetary birthday rewards
 
 I hope for from relatives, far
 
 and near. No, only one place
 
 comes to mind, an easy
 
 place, all things considered—
 
 Hunter’s rainy-day piggy bank.
 
 All those very same relatives
 
 sent him a little cash, right
 
 after he was born. I was going
 
 to open a college savings
 
 account, but haven’t gotten