I noticed your light was on
 
 this morning around three,
 
 she says. Up all night, huh?
 
 I shrug. “A lot of it.
 
 Something about the bedsprings
 
 creaking next door.”
 
 We left it at that and went on
 
 about our business. Which is
 
 a good thing. Sleep-deprived, brain
 
 sizzling on yet another toke, my
 
 thought processes are jumbled.
 
 I’m not a worthy opponent.
 
 The plan is a birthday dinner
 
 at our favorite Italian bistro.
 
 But dinner for six (plus room
 
 for an infant seat) becomes suddenly
 
 complicated when Dad’s “new” ‘98
 
 Montero wheezes up the driveway.
 
 Otto barks, announcing a stranger’s
 
 arrival. Dad sits in his car a good
 
 long while, no doubt ascertaining
 
 his safety. Truth be told, Otto—
 
 a hundred-pound black sable German
 
 shepherd—would probably eat
 
 Dad for lunch. I know he’d love
 
 to take a big bite out of Dad’s new
 
 girlfriend, Linda Sue.
 
 But locked safely away behind
 
 six-foot chain-link, he won’t
 
 get the chance. Poor dog.