too deeply. I can smell
 
 Dad from across the room.
 
 The girl is brave. Really
 
 brave. Hello, Mr. Snow. I’m
 
 Leigh’s partner, Heather.
 
 Dad checks her out too
 
 long. The cheerleader
 
 facade has him completely
 
 confused. Uh. Oh, yeah,
 
 right. Partner, huh?
 
 Well, knock me over with a feather.
 
 I told you once before
 
 my dad was the King
 
 of Cliché. And when
 
 it comes to tact, I’m
 
 pretty sure it isn’t listed
 
 in his internal dictionary.
 
 Linda Sue
 
 Stands next to Dad, mouse
 
 brown hair hanging in long
 
 knobby ropes well past her
 
 shoulders. Somewhere beneath
 
 a thick sheet of makeup hides
 
 a quite pretty woman.
 
 After a silent minute or two
 
 it becomes clear Dad isn’t
 
 much for introductions either.
 
 Finally his new attachment
 
 says, Hello. I’m Linda Sue.
 
 Sorry to barge in on you—