He takes Hunter gently
 
 from my arms, and though
 
 the smell of Dad’s crank
 
 sweat makes me cringe,
 
 Hunter doesn’t seem
 
 to notice one little bit.
 
 Despite my trepidation,
 
 Dad looks completely
 
 comfortable, holding
 
 a baby. See? he says.
 
 It ain’t rocket science.
 
 Hunter also looks comfy
 
 as Dad carries him back
 
 to the living room. Check
 
 him out, L. Looks just like me.
 
 Linda Sue agrees, but everyone
 
 else just stares at me like I’ve
 
 totally lost my mind.
 
 I’ll admit I’m slipping into
 
 the crash zone. Only one
 
 way I know to fix that.
 
 Okay, Two Ways
 
 And, all things considered,
 
 I probably shouldn’t try
 
 to sneak off for a walk
 
 with the monster.
 
 So I’ll make it through
 
 dinner somehow (might
 
 even manage a nibble
 
 or three) and crash like a dead