to me, Hi. I’m Frank. Come in.
 
 Frank doesn’t look like a crook.
 
 He looks like a computer nerd,
 
 which he most definitely is.
 
 His turn to check me out. So,
 
 you want to get into the clubs?
 
 “Uh, yeah. Can you help me out?
 
 Guess I don’t quite look twenty-
 
 one.” Perfect. Just perfect.
 
 No problem. Come on. Let’s
 
 take your picture.
 
 Digital this. Special program
 
 that, my new ID is almost ready
 
 to go. Just one thing missing.
 
 What name did you want here?
 
 Most people use someone else’s.
 
 Well, duh. Of course I want to
 
 use someone else’s, the someone
 
 whose name will be on the checks.
 
 “Put Marie Springer.”
 
 Now All I Have to Do
 
 Is figure out how to get the checks.
 
 Best if no one is home. I give Mom
 
 a call. A bit of small talk, then I ask,
 
 “When is Jake’s next baseball game?
 
 Trey and I thought we might stop by.”
 
 I’m turning into an experienced liar.
 
 I listen for a tone of suspicion, but can
 
 find not a trace when Mom informs me,