Twenty-Six
 
 Saturday 6 am
 
 To whom it may concern:
 
 I did not request time off in advance bc 1 Preston Michael Shaw, Esq. (hereafter referred to as PMS, Esq.) kept me up late fucking me. If u’ve got a prob w/that, talk 2 ur dick.
 
 Unsincerely Yours,
 
 Ryan G. Moon
 
 Saturday 6:47 am
 
 Ryan G. Moon,
 
 If you had an issue with fucking me, you shouldn’t have come 1-2-3-4-5 times during the course of Thursday.
 
 Sincerely,
 
 Preston Michael Shaw, Esquire
 
 Saturday 8:52 am
 
 To whom it may concern:
 
 I do not believe that count is accurate.
 
 Unsincerely Yours,
 
 Ryan G. Moon
 
 Saturday 10:17 am
 
 Ryan G. Moon,
 
 Should we bring in an independent verifier the next time I have you on your back?
 
 Sincerely,
 
 Preston Michael Shaw, Esquire
 
 Saturday 11:06 am
 
 To whom it may concern:
 
 Or I have u on urs?
 
 Unsincerely Yours,
 
 Ryan G. Moon
 
 Saturday 11:53 am
 
 Ryan G. Moon,
 
 Position optional. Ladies’ choice.
 
 Sincerely,