Sort of.
 
 But hey, fuck it. It counted.
 
 So I’d already done it once.
 
 I could do it again.
 
 “Why do you have that look on your face?” Ryan asked me suddenly.
 
 “What look?” I asked.
 
 “That scrunched-up, constipated look you get when you’re planning something that I usually end up not liking because it’s dangerous and or requires you—” He glanced at Tiggy before continuing in a low voice. “—sticking weird things in me because you think it’ll be kinky.”
 
 Tiggy snorted, because of course he’d heard. He heard everything. But like a good giant, he let it go. Gary was such a bad influence.
 
 “Well if I wasn’t thinking of sticking something in you, I am now,” I said. “Thanks for that. You couldn’t keep your sexy words until we were out of here? We’re on a quest, babe. We don’t have time right now to get down.”
 
 “That’s not what I said.”
 
 “Tiggy?”
 
 “That’s what he said.”
 
 Ryan glared at him. “We just fist-bumped. I thought we were cool!”
 
 Tiggy squinted at him. “Just one time. Settle down, Knight Delicious Face.”
 
 “He got you there, dude,” I said solemnly.
 
 “I don’t know why I put up with any of you. It’s not like—” He broke off as he gave me a weird look.
 
 “What?” I asked, looking down at myself. “Do I got something on me? Is it a fucking bug? I swear to the fucking gods, if it’s a gigantic bug, I am going to burn this whole place to the ground—”
 
 “Not a bug,” Ryan said. “It’s, ah. Your eyes. They’re getting… brighter.”
 
 “Like all red and shit?”
 
 “Yeah.”
 
 “Huh. Keep your hands to yourself. I know I’m irresistible to you right now, but now’s not the time, Ryan.”
 
 “Bright, Sam,” Tiggy said quietly. “Feel it?” He reached over and tapped my forehead. “Here?”
 
 I nodded. “It’s—I can’t understand it. It’s… like I’m underwater. I can hear something, but it’s muted, you know?”
 
 “Is it hurting you?” Ryan asked, jaw tensing.
 
 I shook my head. “No. It’s not. It’s just… strong.”
 
 “You know where we’re going, don’t you?”
 
 I didn’t even try to lie. “Yeah. How’d you know?”
 
 “You’ve been leading us very deliberately. Like you knew.”
 
 “It’s pulling me.”
 
 “Are you sure this is a good idea?”