Darren: Jesus Christ
 
 Me: Anyway. We have our second drag bachelor!
 
 Me: Brian agreed. Said he’d be more than happy to help.
 
 Me: Didn’t even have to persuade him or bribe him at all
 
 Me: I think maybe he just really wants to dress in drag
 
 Me: I don’t judge. Because. You know
 
 Me: <--drag queen
 
 Me: So that’s good news!
 
 Me: Hello
 
 Me: ?
 
 Me: Darren
 
 Darren: Yeah, that’s good
 
 Me: Right? It’ll be a good time had by all
 
 Darren: You guys talk a lot?
 
 Me: Who?
 
 Darren: You and Brian
 
 Me: Some
 
 Darren: You going to bid on him at the auction?
 
 Me: ????
 
 Me: Of course not
 
 Darren: Okay
 
 Me: I’ll be the MC. I don’t bid on anyone
 
 Darren: Ah. And what about me?
 
 Me: What about you?
 
 Darren: People will bid on me?
 
 Me: Yeah. That’s kind of the point
 
 Darren: And no one will have a problem with that?
 
 Me: Why would they?
 
 Darren: Because we’re dating
 
 Darren: FAKE