My phone buzzed again with yet another message as we were handed the menus. I thought about ignoring it, but curiosity got the better of me. I scrolled through the messages from last night and this morning.
 
 Where did you go?
 
 Did you leave?
 
 What the hell
 
 Sandy, you better not be gone, I swear to god
 
 Paul said you left
 
 What do you mean brunch is canceled?
 
 Sandy
 
 Seriously, stop being an asshole
 
 I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING
 
 Okay, I’ve slept on it. I still didn’t do anything
 
 I’m coming over later and I’m not leaving until you let me in
 
 I have to do that thing with Caleb today
 
 Why did Vince call me sounding weird?
 
 You’re up to something
 
 I know it
 
 I’m going to figure it out
 
 And finally, the one I just received:
 
 You can’t ignore me forever
 
 Bullshit I couldn’t.
 
 Okay, I probably couldn’t, but no one told me what to do.
 
 Not especially since Vince was convinced (goddammit, I was never going to be able to use that word again!) that Darren was in love with me, for fuck’s sake. That was the part I couldn’t quite grasp, no matter how hard I tried. Because I wasn’t sure I wanted to understand it. I didn’t think that could ever be real and—
 
 “Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Poco’s,” a sultry voice said.
 
 “Oh for fuck’s sake,” Paul muttered. “He’s like a fucking cockroach.”
 
 But the waiter must not have heard him, eyes running up and down Vince and Corey. “My name is Santiago,” he said, cocking his hip. “And I will be here to service you.” He winked at Vince. “Oops. I meant serve you.”
 
 “My names is Esteban Raymundo Moreno,” Vince said, rolling his r’s so hard, I thought he was going to lose his tongue. “I am named after mi padre.”
 
 “How fascinating,” Santiago said. “I like your mustache. It’s very… large.”
 
 “¡Gracias!” Vince said, beaming.
 
 I wasn’t going to put up with his shit today, especially since Paul already looked like someone’s spinster great-aunt from the fifties. “Santiago, was it?”
 
 He glanced away from Vince, sizing me up before nodding.