I’m offering pizza and me special stash.
 
 This hooker wanted some. Said I could do
 
 Her up the arse, but no. I’d promised you.”
 
 Dazed, Denis blinks, and in an arc-light flash
 
 Sees his new life in pin-sharp clarity,
 
 All the hard bargains that it will entail
 
 Keeping on the right side of a front door.
 
 He nods. Kenny suggests that it might save
 
 Time done while waiting for the microwave
 
 To cook their pizzas. On the kitchen floor
 
 Den kneels, unzips his host’s distended snail
 
 And puts it in his mouth, fixing instead
 
 On Wilde or Whitman, striving to ingest
 
 Such poetry as might be had among
 
 The rancid piston’s movements on his tongue,
 
 Attempting to maintain an interest
 
 In De Profundis while he’s giving head
 
 But failing to recall a useful quote.
 
 Den, lacking panthers, feasts with porcine things
 
 Whose world, arrhythmic, will admit no rhyme
 
 Save chance events acted at the same time:
 
 Just as the heartless oven-timer pings
 
 Fat Kenny’s semen sluices down his throat.
 
 They eat in silence. Den discovers he
 
 Can still taste his aperitif and hence
 
 Does not enjoy his entrée. When they?
 
 ??re done
 
 The Happy Shopper Buddha-featured one
 
 Announces that it’s now time to commence
 
 With their ethno-botanic odyssey