Emily stopped, her bag on her knees. The other woman set
 
 the deck on the table between them, crossed her arms, and
 
 leaned back.
 
 “I want to know why you need a fake wife. You can’t just
 
 leave me hanging like that.”
 
 Emily knew when she was being made fun of, but this
 
 woman’s tone had no mockery in it. She was amused, but of
 
 course, she would be. Emi
 
 ly didn’t begrudge her that much.
 
 She would probably have reacted so much worse if she’d been
 
 on the other end of the table and someone asked her to fake
 
 marry them.
 
 And she still didn’t even know if this lady was single. What
 
 on earth had made her blurt out something like that? Yes, she
 
 was skipping out on class. Yes, she’d had her fight with her
 
 mom yesterday. Yes, she’d thought all night about her plan,
 
 but seriously? Who did something like that?
 
 “I…” She clutched her purse tightly in her damp palms.
 
 “This is crazy. Are you even single? No, I guess that doesn’t
 
 matter because you’re right. I should give you an explanation.
 
 This would be the most bizarre thing ever otherwise.”
 
 “I don’t know. I get some pretty bizarre things going on in
 
 here. This is the French Quarter. This is NOLA. Everything is
 
 a little bit bizarre.”
 
 “Uh, yeah. I guess so.” Emily found that she couldn’t look
 
 into those greens anymore. They had a way of seeing straight
 
 through her in the most disconcerting way, and she’d really
 
 like to just sit in her seat and not have to squirm around in
 
 discomfort while she explained the most mortifying thing ever.
 
 She thought she had things figured out, at least as far as the