Chapter Eight
 
 Messages between Elena and Pipe
 
 Pipe:What are you doing?
 
 Elena:Working, lazy. What about you?
 
 Pipe:Missing you.
 
 Elena:Aw, missing me, or a certain part of me?
 
 Pipe:Both. Does your pussy need my dick?
 
 Elena:Maybe. Does your dick need my pussy? See, two can play at that game.
 
 Pipe:When I see you, I’m going to get you to tell me what you want me to do. To say the words pussy and dick.
 
 Elena:I’m a good girl. I don’t say stuff like that. It’s rude!
 
 Pipe:I’ll teach you.
 
 The next day.
 
 Elena:What you did last night was wrong!
 
 Pipe:You rode my fingers.
 
 Elena:It’s not my fault you placed them in the wrong place.
 
 Pipe:Babe, I intended to play with your ass. I know you’ve not had anal, but you will with me.
 
 Elena:I will not.
 
 Pipe:Never say never.
 
 Hours passed.
 
 Elena:Does it hurt?
 
 Pipe:Not the way I do it. I’ll prepare your ass, and you’ll love it.
 
 Elena:I’m not ready.
 
 Pipe:I’m not in a rush. I can take my time.
 
 The following day.
 
 Elena:Sarah’s sad. What do I do to help her?
 
 Pipe:You’re asking me about girl problems. Figure it out. I own a dick.
 
 Elena:If you want that dick anywhere near my vajajay, you’ll tell me what to do to help her.
 
 Pipe:Stop threatening me with sex. Talk to her, and while you’re talking, bitch about him.
 
 Elena:That it?
 
 Pipe:Ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and the therapy that he’s a fuck up. Always helps.