Damn it. If I hadn't just seen that episode of Friends where they had to pee on Monica at the beach, I never would have said that. I could feel my face turning red. What is wrong with me?
When he came back he was smiling. "I can't believe you thought I was going to pee on you. I can only imagine if that was the protocol. I'm not sure I would have agreed to be a lifeguard if I had to go around peeing on people."
"I know, I'm sorry. I was watching this rerun of Friends last night and..."
"Oh, yeah." He laughed. "I've seen that episode." He knelt down in front of me. "Here, this is going to make it feel a lot better."
I moved my thigh to the side for him this time. He sprayed the solution on the sting. It started to feel better right away.
"Actually, if you blow on it, it feels even more soothing."
I looked down at my thigh. "Thanks, but I can't really bend that way."
"Here, let me." He put his hand on my knee again and leaned forward. He lightly blew on the sting. It felt amazing, in more ways than one. This was the most physical contact I had experienced in months. I had to remind myself that he was just doing his job.
He leaned back on his heels. "Did it get you anywhere else?"
"Yes, well, my...toosh." Why the hell did I just say toosh?
He laughed. "Pretty sure you got stung in the most awkward places ever. That jellyfish must have liked you."
"I wish he hadn't."
"So...did you want to roll over so I can spray you?" He innocently held up the bottle.
I bit my lip. He's just doing his job. This is just a normal day for him. Stop being weird! I lay down on my blanket. "It's right..."
"I can see it," he said, cutting me off. "Spread your legs a bit for me. It kind of laces between your thighs again."
Oh my God. I followed his instructions. He put his hand on the back of my upper thigh and in a second I felt the soothing liquid.
"That feels so much better, thank you." I rested my head against my forearm. He was good at his job. My body tensed when I felt him blowing on the sting right below my ass. I couldn't help the sigh that escaped my lips. I tried to cover it up with a cough. I quickly rolled over and looked up at him. His hands were on either side of my legs and he was leaning over me slightly. He was definitely being flirtatious. He couldn't possibly act this way every time he did his job. Or maybe he does. I was so out of experience that I couldn't tell anymore.
He moved so that he was sitting on my blanket next to me.
Yes, he's flirting with me. Wouldn't he just leave otherwise? Or maybe I was wrong. Maybe he’s terrible at his job. The absolute worst. Totally unprofessional.
"So do you live around here?” he asked. “Or are you just here for the summer?"
He knows I'm not just on vacation. He must have noticed me here before. Or maybe he just assumes people don't vacation alone. He didn't realize how weird I was. "I grew up like an hour from here. But I go to school in Santa Monica. I came back for the summer. I just needed a change."
"Well if you needed a break from constant sunshine, you shouldn't have come to the beach." He smiled at me. "What year are you?"
"I just finished my junior year."
"What are you studying?"
"Ugh. I don't know. I've changed my major so many times. It's hard to decide what I want to spend the rest of my life doing. I wish I could just stay here forever."
"Yeah, tell me about it." He looked out toward the water.
I was suddenly even more curious about him. What was he escaping from by being here? "What about you? Are you in school?"
"Yo!" someone called from behind us. I turned my head. There were a group of lifeguards standing by the small shack where they sold popsicles and drinks. "Let's go!" the same guy yelled.
"Sorry, I have to go." He stood up.
"Of course. Don't let me hold you up. And thanks for your help. You're a lifesaver." I laughed at my own joke. What the hell is wrong with me?