"What does that mean?"
She raised her eyebrow. "I gave him a hand job during the movie."
"Kristen!"
"What? It doesn't violate our sex ban. I just pleased him. I'm still horny as hell. And don't pretend that you and Bryce weren't fooling around under the sheets."
I wish. "Nothing happened. We're waiting until Saturday night."
"Ugh, Saturday night can't come soon enough. Tim's penis is huge."
"Oh my God."
"What? I'm so horny. If I don't have sex with Tim I'm going to hop on whatever stranger I see right after our game. At least Tim is a gentleman. And sexy. He's so freaking sexy."
I laughed. "But aren't you worried that he's gay?"
"What are you talking about? All he does is flirt with me."
"Right." Does she not hear the same things I hear?
Kristen laughed. "You're so ridiculous. Your gaydar is officially broken. Tim is definitely straight. Trust me."
"Yeah, I guess so." But probably not.
Annie walked back in holding a few swatches with varying degrees of sparkle. Kristen picked out the shiniest one. If it did come down to a tiebreaker, everyone's eyes were definitely going to be glued to Kristen.
We both walked back out into the dance studio.
The guy dancing had his shirt off and was doing the weird thrusting moves that Lucas had done.
"Brilliant!" Tim shouted. He stood up and started clapping. "We'll be in touch. But between you and me, you're a shoo-in."
The guy shook Tim's hand and then left the room.
"Having fun, guys?" I asked and sat back down next to Bryce.
"Tim is having the time of his life."
"I'm passionate about everything I do." He glanced over at Kristen.
I guess he'd be doing her on Saturday night. So weird.
"I truly am enjoying this, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bummed that Python hasn't shown up yet," Tim said. "I was hoping to lure him out of hiding."
"Um...what now?" I asked.
"You do not want to know," Bryce said and put his hand on my thigh.
All of my attention was now drawn to his hand.
"Well you have to tell us now," Kristen said. "You can't just throw that out there and not tell us."
"He's magnificent. He has skin the color of creamy milk chocolate and a penis the size of a baseball bat."
"Oh God," Bryce said. "Please stop talking."
"No, this is great. Now they can join our mission to find him."