Page 19 of Single Girl Rules #BFF

“Hey!” yelled Topher. “I can’t see you over there!”

Noted. I went to the couch to give him a better view as I unzipped my dress a little more. “Can you see me now?”

“Yeah!”

I went over and grinded on the bedpost. “How about now?”

“Oh yeah.”

I let my dress fall to the ground, leaving me in nothing but lingerie, heels, and my leash. And then a heard a knock at the door. Finally! “Come in!” I called as I twirled around the bedpost.

Ash and Tenderfoot walked in. Ash’s eyes got big. “Ah! Why are you so naked?!”

I looked down. I would hardly call being in lingerie “so naked.” This was more clothing than I usually wore.

She threw her hands over her eyes and ran out of the room. Or…tried to. She misjudged where the door was, so she just ran straight into the wall and flopped backwards on the floor.

Is she dead? “Oh my God, Ash! Are you okay?” I ran over to her.

She kept her eyes firmly shut. “Did I just walk in on you banging someone?”

“Uh, no. Clearly I was just doing a little impromptu pole dance. Come on, open your eyes and get up.”

“If I open my eyes

, do you promise I’m not going to see something weird? Because my head kinda hurts and I really don’t want to accidentally run into the wall again.”

“I promise. Wait, does Topher coming out of the closet count as something weird?”

“Topher?” she asked.

“Hot Jock #1.” I helped her to her feet.

“Oh. Eh, I guess that wouldn’t be that weird. I mean, I haven’t met the guy. But from what you’ve told me, I’m honestly not that shocked to hear that he’s batting for the other team.”

“Wait,” said Tenderfoot. “Topher’s a queer?”

“I’m not gay!” yelled Topher as he burst out of the closet. In an unfortunate twist of fate, he’d gotten tangled up with some very colorful silk neckties. That and his lavender polo weren’t exactly helping his case.

Ash screamed again and ran for the door. Tenderfoot had closed it though, so she just ran straight into the closed door.

Tenderfoot and I burst out laughing while Topher huffed and puffed and tried to untangle himself from the dean’s collection of flamboyant neckties.

Topher glared at Tenderfoot. “Get out of here. And don’t ever tell anyone about…this.” He finally unwrapped one final tie and tossed it angrily to the ground.

“Sir, yes sir!” yelled Tenderfoot. He bowed and left the room without running into anything.

Topher smoothed his shirt and casually leaned against the wall. “So this is your friend, huh? She’s pretty hot.”

“Damn right she is. My roomie is the hottest.”

Ash looked away.

“You guys ready for some fireworks?” asked Topher.

“Oh my God, yes! I love fireworks. Daddy would always put on the best fireworks show for my birthday when I was little. Although sometimes it scared the ponies…”

“I meant sexual fireworks.”

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