Ash pointed at my screen. “What is…”
I stared at her. “You know this is the footage you took, right?”
“That was on my phone?! Oh my God, I’m going to get arrested.”
“I’m so confused. You were in the closet that whole time, right?”
“Yes. But I must have fallen asleep. It was so warm and comfy snuggled up in all those expensive suits.”
“Don’t worry. You can watch the whole thing back later in private. It’s super hot.” I winked at her.
Ghost snatched my computer off my desk and hovered his finger over the delete key.
“Go ahead and delete it,” I said. “I have backups. And backups of those backups. There’s nothing you can do - I own you.”
“You wouldn’t dare let your precious Daddy see you like this.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Do you really want to gamble your life on that?”
He stared at me for a long tense moment. And then he put my computer back on my desk. “Fuck you.”
“You already did that. I hope it was worth it.”
“It was,” said Teddybear.
“Shut up!” spat Ghost.
“Now, now, little Ghosty. Please watch your mouth.”
“Or what? You’ll show your father the tape and get me killed?”
I smiled. “Exactly! Now we’re getting somewhere. So here’s how this is going to work. I own you now. You’ll do whatever I say, when I say it. If I want food, you’ll get it. If I need a ride somewhere, you’ll drive me. If I’m horny, you’ll fuck me. Got it?”
“Yes, ma’am,” said Teddybear.
“Good boy. What about you, Ghosty? Do you understand?”
“I’ll take the other deal. The one where we let you go to parties.”
“Hmmm…let me think.” I tapped my lips. “No. That was a one time offer. Should have taken it when you could. Anyway, I like this deal more. Because I still get to go to parties, but now I also have two servants.”
“What are we supposed to tell your father?”
“Tell him that I’m a perfect little angel, of course. Whatever he needs to hear in order to not worry about my safety.”
“Fine,” said Ghost. “I’ll play your little game and be your servant. But you better watch your back. Because I’m going to get that tape back. And when I do, you’re gonna pay.”
There was a glint in his eye that made it seem like I’d be paying with sexual favors. Oh, Ghost, don’t threaten me with something I want. Silly boy. “Then let the games begin. But first drive over to Denny’s and get me a grand slam breakfast. I’m hungry AF.”
Ghost grunted and started to walk out.
“Wait,” I said.
Ghost and Teddybear stopped and turned around.
“Three things, Ghost. One - your grumpiness is really messing with my good vibes. From now on, I expect to see a smile on your face. Two - Teddybear is now your superior. And three - Ash owns you both too. So get her a grand slam breakfast too. That’s all for now. Toodles!” I blew them a kiss and waved them out the door.
Ash stared at me in disbelief.