“Mhm. Watch this.”

Chapter 8 - Banana Luge

Friday, Sept 13, 2013

I followed Ash, expecting her to lead me to some hidden bar. But instead she just walked right up to a stripper with pale skin and lean muscles. He had kind of a sexy vampire vibe. If vampires wore monkey masks and had thick, veiny cocks.

“See?” she asked, pointing to his cock. “Another banana luge.” She dumped her slushy onto his head and dropped to her knees.

I shared a confused look with Esme.

“Do you think she knows that’s a stripper and not a banana luge?” I asked.

Esme shrugged. “No idea. She seems pretty drunk.”

Ash opened wide as the stripper stroked his cock. After a minute or so she turned to us. “Why’s the slushy taking so long to go through the luge? Is it broken?” She smacked his hip as if that was gonna fix it.

“Try sucking on it,” I suggested.

“Oh! Will that help?” She leaned in and did a repeat performance of the Pump Race.

“Damn,” said Esme. “That girl loves dick.”

I nodded. “She could work on her rhythm a bit, but the passion is certainly there.”

It only took about a minute for the vampirey stripper to push her head back.

“Oh!” said Ash. “I think I fixed it!” A thick stream of cum shot into her mouth midsentence. The surprise of it made her jump a little and the stripper’s second shot went all over her cheek. But then she adjusted to catch the rest in her mouth.

As was customary at a Banana Party, all the girls nearby cheered her on.

“Yeah!” I yelled as she swallowed the rest of his load. “That’s my maid of honor!”

She wiped her face and popped back to her feet. “Yum! I love banana juice, but the slushies are even better!”

“Damn right they are,” I agreed. I still wasn’t sure if she realized she’d just drank a bunch of cum rather than banana slushy. Either way, she was awesome.

“So what’s next?” she asked. “Can we have another stripper race?!”

“That’s up to you. You just completed a dare, so you choose the next one.”

We headed back to our table

and all looked at Ash.

“I’m loving these dares,” said Ash, “but I’ve always wanted to play truth or dare. So I dare someone to tell a sexy secret.” She spun the banana.

And of course it landed on her.

“Hmmm…let’s see. Oh! I know.” She leaned forward and beckoned us all in. “So you know when I just drank from the banana luge?” she whispered.

I nodded.

“Well…I don’t know if you realized it…but it wasn’t really a banana luge. It was actually a stripper. And I just really wanted to suck his cock. He was giving me total Edward Cullen vibes.” She hid her face in her napkin immediately after saying it.

“Ash!” I screamed. “You naughty girl!”

She peeked out from behind her napkin. “Do you think anyone knew?”