Page 34 of Single Girl Rules #BananaParty

“No way,” I said. “You totally had everyone fooled.”

“Oh thank God.” She dropped the napkin. “Wait…one more question. Will drinking his cum turn me into a vampire?”

“No,” said Slavanka. “Only bite.”

“Yeah, that sounds right,” agreed Ash.

“So what’s the next dare?” I asked.

Ash pointed to herself. “Me again?”

“Yup. As long as you keep doing the dares, you get to keep making them up.”

“I love that rule so much. Okay, umm… I dare someone to tell me the dirtiest thing they’ve done to Chastity’s dad on his fun jet.” She spun the bottle.

I figured she wanted it to land on Esme or Zoraida. But it landed on me.

“I haven’t done anything dirty to Daddy on his jet. It’s a shame you didn’t ask about the dirtiest thing I’ve done to one of Daddy’s friends on his jet, though. That’s quite the story… Anyway, my turn!”

I’d had quite enough of these truth dares. We needed some dares that made use of all these naked strippers dancing around.

Hmmm… I took a bite of my banana split while I thought about it. And that gave me the perfect idea. I picked up the tablet and made sure the order was the same as before: Extra-large double with hot fudge, nuts, extra extra dark chocolate, and secret sauce.

“I dare someone to order and eat this banana split.” I waved the tablet in the air as I spun the banana.

It started to slow down just after it passed me. I had a feeling it wouldn’t make it back to me. And that just wouldn’t do.

“Whoa! What’s that girl doing?” I pointed to nothing in particular on the dance floor.

While everyone turned around to look, I pointed the banana at myself.

“Oh hey,” I said. “Looks like it landed on me. What are the odds?” I grabbed the tablet and hit order.

The music faded and the lights dimmed.

“Babes,” said the DJ. “Please direct your attention to the stage for two of tonight’s featured performers: The Banana Bros.” She poked a few buttons on her equipment and a beat started playing that I’d recognize anywhere: Candy Shop by 50 Cent.

“I love this song!” yelled Ash as a spotlight lit up the stage. Then two monkey men danced out. And when I say danced, I mean danced.

They weren’t just doing the standard stripper dance where they just kind of moved their hips to the beat. No, this was some next level shit.

Every movement was crisp. And they were perfectly in sync with each other. But most impressively…their dancing told a story.

Their moves legit took me to the candy shop.

Well, almost.

The song had been dubbed to be all about a banana shop instead of a candy shop. And the Banana Bros acted it out perfectly.

Their moves were so smooth that they had me soaked before they even took their monkey suits off.

And when they did rip their suits off… Sweet lord.

Ash gasped as they both did a backflip and somehow lost their suits mid-flip. When they landed, their massive bananas swung forward. It was the perfect move to highlight the biggest banana hammocks I’d seen all night.

The spotlight glistened on their silky-smooth skin as they popped and locked to the music. I just wanted to eat them up. It was like the world’s darkest, most delicious chocolate had been poured into molds of the perfect man.

I crossed my legs under the table as they danced up to some girls in the first tier of tables.

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