Page 37 of Single Girl Rules #BananaParty

“You’re not really going to send one of those pictures to Chad, are you?” asked Ash.

I stared down at the sexiest one. Ash was right. Chad would be so furious that he wasn’t the one cumming all over me after he came all the way down to Delaware to visit me. I’d have to show him these photos at just the right time. Like tonight when I got back. Surely they’d set the mood for a really hot night. How could they not? The pictures had me wet all over again.

“Of course I’m going to,” I said. But I tilted my phone out of their sight and searched for a picture from earlier tonight. It was between a shot of us on Daddy’s fun jet or the one of Slavanka and me smiling on the green with Ash running around in the back. Chad would probably be angry at me for leaving the state when he was visiting. So I decided on the second one. It looked so innocent with the matching pajamas and everything. I added the caption, “Sorry babe, no boys allowed at girls’ night.” And then I giggled a little. That caption would have been so perfect on the picture of me sucking cock. But alas…he didn’t get to see that yet. I added a winky face and hit send. “Sent.”

“Oh my God!” Ash said. “He’s going to kill you.”

“Ha. Never.”

Esme shook her head. “There is no way he’s going to be okay with that.”

“He’ll get over it,” I said. His ringtone went off on my phone again. I looked down and smiled. He’d texted back: “Cute.”

I looked up from my phone. “He said the photo was cute.”

“He have very big cock?” Slavanka asked.

“Eh.” If anything, Chad’s cock was cute. But I didn’t want to say any more so that I wouldn’t be caught in a lie. Not that I’d lied anyway. I had sent Chad a selfie of me at a Banana Party. Just not this one. And I’d show him the real Banana Party pictures later. #ADareIsADare. I cleared my throat. “Ash, you’re up.”

“What?” asked Ash as she stared at me.

“You have to give your maid of honor speech.” There was no way she could back out now.

“Oh! I almost forgot! Of course!” She hopped up on top of the table and clinked her banana juice glass with a spoon. “Ladies and monkeys! It is with great honor that I introduce the wonderful…the magnificent…the amazing…soon to be Chastity not Morgan!”

Wow, this was going to be not good. I put my chin in my hand and smiled. And by not good, I meant epically awesome.

“I’ve known her for forever,” Ash said. “If forever is short. And she’s known me just as long. And in that long short time we have become best friends and roommates. She knows me better than my own mother. And she is the most amazingly amazing amazeballs person I know.”

This speech made zero sense and I was here for it.

“We are single girls following all the rules. For at least one night. Because alas, she’s getting hitched right now. Because pictures were sent. And Chad said cute. And he have very big cock, as the Russians say. And it is my lawful duty under the rule of Delaware legislation to bring this couple to wedded bliss. Do you, Chastity Morgan, agree to bridal things?”

I laughed. “Yes.” What is happening?

“Then you may kiss the groom!”

She’d acted more like a circus ringleader and a pastor than a bestie, but it was a work in progress. That was why we practiced such things. I grabbed the nearest monkey man’s cock and placed a kiss on his tip. Yummy.

My table erupted in cheers. But it quickly died away when there was a clinking sound of another glass.

I watched as one of the girls from the birthday party table stood up. “If it’s time for speeches, then it’s time for the best of the night!”

You dirty whore! Trying to steal my bridal spotlight for a birthday? Basic bitch.

“My bestie just turned 21! How fast does time fly!”

Fast apparently, because she looked 50.

“All of us have been friends for forever. And I’m just so emotional tonight as the last of us turns 21.”

Friends for forever? I rolled my eyes. That wasn’t possible. True friendship didn’t even happen until you started following the Single Girl Rules. And ther

e was no way I was sharing them with that group of shrews.

“My bestie is the hottest girl at this party,” she added.

“Boo!”

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