I double-checked to make sure the game was set to hard mode - that way Ash couldn’t win with a few lucky pumps - and then stretched my wrist out. I didn’t want to injure myself before the real handjobs started.

“May the best woman win,” I said. “Slavanka, you tell us when to begin.”

“Yes,” said Slavanka.

“Does that mean go? Or not?”

“Yes.”

“Which one?” I asked.

“No.”

“What?”

“Yes.”

“Just go!” yelled Esme.

Ash’s hand shot out and started pumping way faster than I had anticipated. But I wasn’t worried. At least…I wasn’t worried at first. But then Ash really started getting into it.

Not only did she have a perfect rhythm, but she was applying a nice circular motion each time she pumped up. She was a freaking natural at giving handjobs. #Respect.

“Getting tired?” I asked after we’d been pumping for at least two minutes. Hard mode was no joke.

Ash laughed. “No way. You?”

“Not a chance.” We both started pumping faster. There was no way I was going to lose this. I had so much freaking practice. Way more than Ash.

But then Ash leaned forward and started sucking on it.

“Damn!” yelled Esme. “You go girl!”

Ash started gagging on it, but that didn’t stop her. She was sucking like a champ.

It was a shame, though, because I never lost. A few more pumps and…

Ash pulled back from her dildo and water spilled from her mouth. She giggled and turned away as the dildo shot more water into her face.

I stared at her in shock. Holy shit. Girl had game.

“Boom!” she yelled. “You lose, sucker!”

“Best out of three?”

“No way. I won fair and square. Which means I choose where we go next.”

“Should I have the pilot turn around?” asked Esme.

“Hell no,” said Ash. “My bestie is getting married, and it’s my job to make sure she has the best night of her life! Onward to Miami!” She threw her hands in the air.

Wait, what?

“Slavanka, give me my dress back. And Esme, bring us all more banana juice!” She hoisted her empty glass into the air. “Best. Night. EVER!”

And suddenly everything made sense. The banana juice had worked its magic and turned cute, nervous Ash into wild, party girl Ash. And I was loving it.

She stripped off her banana pajamas and slid into the slutty little dress.