Page 10 of Single Girl Rules #BananaParty

“It’s a surprise.”

“No.” She shook her head and turned back to me. “No, my Banana Party was a surprise. Kidnapping is not a surprise! It’s a federal offense!”

Is it? That didn’t sound right. “I didn’t kidnap you. I offered to go back to the dorm and you said no.”

“I didn’t want to go back because there were naked men there!”

“Yeah. So now we’re on the jet. Do you see any naked men?”

The stewardess walked by and gave me a weird look.

Girl, like you’re suddenly scared of nakedness. She was naked all the time on this thing. I shot her a look back that screamed, “Don’t send out the pilot naked after all.” I wasn’t sure she got it, but I’d figure that out later. The last thing I needed was for Ash to jump out of the jet.

I cleared my throat. “We need one more pic now that you’ve calmed down.” I spun around and adjusted my cleavage so that it was pouring out my pajama top and then snapped a picture. Damn I looked good, even in flannel. But I looked better without it. I tore the flannel top off and stood up. “Now we go shopping.”

“That’s where we’re going?” Ash looked relieved.

“No, silly. The shopping is coming to us.” I snapped my fingers and a second stewardess pushed out a rack of clothes. I hadn’t realized Slavanka would be here, but it didn’t matter. Slavanka was just a little taller than Ash. Worst case scenario she’d just end up showing a little extra leg.

I walked over to the rack of clothes. Everything was perfect. Ash was going to have to wear something quite slutty unless she wanted to keep rocking those flannel PJs. I couldn’t have planned this better if I’d tried.

The first stewardess came back out. “Anything else you ladies need?”

I turned to Slavanka and Ash. “Are you guys thirsty or hungry? The food is so much better than normal airplane food. You’ll love it.”

“I eat,” Slavanka said.

“I’m actually quite parched,” Ash said.

The stewardess handed them each a menu. “I’ll give you some time to look it over.” She walked away.

Ash’s eyes bulged. “Does this say blowjob?”

“Hm?” I looked at the menu. “Oh, yeah, you can order sex stuff if you want. I figured you probably just wanted a drink though, you dirty girl.”

“Why is there sex stuff on this menu?”

“Daddy likes his jets fun.” Maybe Ash would be up for a naked pilot after all…

“And the stewardesses are okay with that? Isn’t that like…sex slavery?”

I laughed. “They get paid. And it’s not like he surprises them with it. It’s part of the job description.”

“Sushi served on breasts is part of the job description?” She jabbed at another line item on the menu.

“Of course. Do they not have that on coach?”

“No!”

“Well you’re welcome to order it if you wanna see what it’s like.”

Ash laughed. “I don’t think so.” She looked back down at the menu. “Oooh they have banana juice? I didn’t even know that was a thing. That sounds really good. Might as well stay on theme.”

“Excellent choice.” Banana juice was strong. She was about to have the time of her life.

“I have big sausage platter,” Slavanka said. “Unless that is with the penis?”

I laughed. “No, Daddy isn’t gay. It’s just a tray of fine sausages. They’re to die for.”

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