Cooper:Hey fuckers. Carys and I are okay. We’re back in Kroydon Hills. Pretty sure you all know that already.
 
 Brady:Call your sister. She’s driving me crazy.
 
 Cooper:You can’t return her now.
 
 Brady:Dick.
 
 Cooper:Ass
 
 Murphy:Nobody’s putting any dick in any ass in any sentence that could involve my sister.
 
 Bash:Nobody but you, apparently.
 
 Murphy:You guys staying with Mom and Coach?
 
 Brady:They’re not staying with Chloe. Nat and Chloe talked earlier.
 
 Cooper:We spent last night at Dad’s. Then moved into a house on the lake today. We’re renting from Hudson Kingston.
 
 Brady:Damn. That was fast.
 
 Bash:We don’t all marry our high school sweethearts, QB.
 
 Brady:Yo Coop, when you get married, will your kids be siblings or cousins?
 
 Cooper:Ha Ha Ha... very funny, shithead. Get it all out now.
 
 Murphy:NO... No. No. No. Do not get anything out now. I don’t want that thought in my brain.
 
 Cooper:Not as much fun now that the shoe’s on the other foot, is it, Murph?
 
 Murphy:I’m gonna shove my shoe up your ass, Sinclair.
 
 Bash:Let’s get a drink this weekend, Coop.
 
 Cooper:Sounds good.
 
 Murphy:What about us?
 
 Bash:You play for the enemy.
 
 Cooper:You live in another state.
 
 Brady:He just wants to hide from his pregnant wife. She wants too much sex.
 
 Bash:WTF is wrong with you?
 
 Murphy:Dude QB – you’re a fucking traitor. Remind me to never tell you anything.
 
 Bash:They’ve got pills for that, Murph.
 
 Murphy:Whatever. I’m tired when I get home from practice.
 
 Cooper:That sounds like a you problem, Murph.
 
 Murphy:Says the guy in love with his sister.
 
 Cooper:Yup. I have no problems with being too tired.