“Thankfully, no.”

Another slow song starts, and I’m pulled onto the dance floor. Payton and Dean, Ryan and Jaime, and Abby and Levi all join us, as well as a few other guests. Linkin wraps his arms around me and pulls me close. My head hits just below his chin, my cheek lining up perfectly with his heart.

“You know, you’re lookin’ mighty fine in that dress. We could always find our own coat closet and cross something off our bucket list.”

“I think you’ve already managed to cross something off the bucket list,” I retort, glancing down at my belly.

“Damn right, I have,” he agrees.

“Did you get into the Viagra brownies?” I ask, noting the hardness that’s pressed against my stomach.

“Nope, that’s just my standard reaction to having the most beautiful woman in the world in my arms.”

“A bit cheesy, but I like it.”

“Because you like me. I knew it! All those months ago, I knew my charms would win you over.”

“It wasn’t your charms. It was your mega cock,” I answer cheekily. A gasp is heard behind me, followed by the muffled sound of a laugh turned into a cough. When I glance around, I’m startled to see one of my old high school teachers dancing with her husband. She’s staring at me with wide-eyes and her mouth gaping open.

“Come on, sweetness. Let’s go find a coat closet so I can show you my mega cock.”