Page 4 of Corrupted Chaos
Me: OMG get a life and stop watching what I’m doing.
Cade: Technically, I’m doing my job. It’s national security and you’re breaching one of our firewalls.
Me: Still, you’re watching what I’m doing
Cade: Me watching what you’re doing is knowing you sold your condo to move to Greene Liberty Apartments where they have a shit security system.
Me: Seriously, stop.
Cade: Stop sifting through confidential data then.
Me: Get over it. It’s only for information on the Albanians.
Cade: That’s not your job.
Me: I’m quite aware of your reassigning my job duties.
Cade: Yeah, about that…
Cade: I’m waiting for a “thank you so much, Cade.”
Me: Fuck you very much.
Cade: You’re welcome to come over.
Me: I wonder if you think that actually works on women.
Cade: I don’t have to wonder.
Me: You do realize you’re my boss. This wouldn’t look very good to HR.
Cade: I’ll take my chances if you’re agreeing.
Me: I’m not. I have a boyfriend that’s actually a good human.
Cade: You sure? Want me to hack his data and see?
Me: You better not.
Cade: Yeah, we’ll let him have his fun while he’s out of the country.
Me: How do you know he’s gone?
Cade. I know everything… Stop poking around
Me: Fine. Whatever.
Three Months Later
Cade: Don’t you have anything better to do at 3 am?
Me: Maybe I would have more work to do if you let Stonewood Enterprises give me a promotion.
Cade: You’re not ready obviously or you wouldn’t be doing something reckless like hacking systems in the middle of the night.
Me: Leave me alone.
Cade: Then turn off your computer and do something else with your time.
