We waited for Stassia to emerge from the quickest shower ever recorded. Once excused, we retired to the garage, where we popped beers and sat in front of a huge flat screen TV, tuning in to a baseball game.
 
 “What brings you here?” Lawrence took a pull of his beer. “And please spare me the you-missed-me bullshit. We see each other exactly two times a year—both when I’m in Chicago for business.”
 
 Law was a sports agent and did very well for himself.
 
 “I’ve got a job in your neck of the woods.” I scratched my stubble.
 
 “You travel all around the US and never made it to suburbia.” Law chuckled. “Whenever you show up, it’s because you wanna talk.”
 
 Other than Lawrence, I never talked to anyone about anything. Tom was great, too, but he was too geographically close to me.
 
 Looking around, I shrugged. “Your place is depressing.”
 
 “Spill it out, then, sonny boy, and get outta here.”
 
 No point in postponing why I’d come here. I needed to get my ass kicked.
 
 “I made a boo-boo.”
 
 “How big?”
 
 “A wound shot?” I rubbed at my forehead, frustrated.
 
 “Juicy.” He rubbed his hands together. “I’m listening.”
 
 “I almost fucked the ward yesterday.”
 
 Lawrence’s face broke into a huge grin. “That’s great news, buddy.”
 
 Had he lost his grasp of the English language?
 
 “Did you hear what I said?” I sat back, my leg jerking impatiently. “I nearlyfuckedmy entire operation, and an almost-underage girl in the process.”
 
 “It’s the first time you ever lost control.” Lawrence toasted the air with his beer. “She must be special.”
 
 “She’s special, all right. A special kind of nightmare,” I muttered.
 
 His eyes widened with delight. He created a square with his fingers, aiming them at me. “That’s a Kodak moment if I’ve ever seen one. Ransom Lockwood, enamored. Looks like she’s giving you hell, too. I already like her.”
 
 “She’s a child,” I spat out, as if it was Lawrence who stuck his finger into Brat yesterday, not me.
 
 “How young are we talking here? Twenty-five? Twenty-three?”
 
 I averted my gaze to his parked Chevy Suburban.
 
 “Dayum!” Lawrence cackled, enjoying the show. “Eighteen?”
 
 “No, you gross ass. Twenty-one.”
 
 He whistled. “Rules are meant to be broken.”
 
 “So are your bones, if you keep making light of it.” I peeled the label off the sweaty beer bottle, wondering if Max had adhered to my warning and kept his hands to himself today. I would tear him limb from limb if he crossed the line again.
 
 “What’s with you? It’s not like you to get your panties in a twist about a woman.” Law turned off the TV, swiveling toward me. “Truth is, I’m kind of relieved someone managed to penetrate the surface with you. I was starting to worry your ass would never settle down. Nothing gets to you.”
 
 “Beer does.” I raised the empty bottle in my hand. “Grab me another one.”
 
 Law leaned down, seizing another beer from the cooler and hurling it my way. I caught it mid-air.