Page 48 of Pomegranates and Olive

"You are completely out of control and I love it."

"It doesn't even matter, because as soon as Maeve turned up I was tossed out like an old shoe."

"I don't believe that for an instant."

"It's true!"

"So youdolike him?"

"That's a complicated question."

"Then why do you care?"

Because I'm jealous, ugly green monster jealous to be precise.

"I don't know. Maybe. It appears that I might."

"Just have sex with him then. Like a holiday romance. They happen… all the time!"

"I don't do things like that."

Actually, you do, Liv... or you would have if Maeve hadn't shown up!

"Maybe you should."

"Ginny!"

"Alright, but if you don't get laid soon I'm pretty sure your undies will burst into flames." She throws her head back and roars with laughter at her own joke. "What about Rosie's gift?"

"Jesus! Is nothing sacred?"

"We talk."

"ThatI'm definitely not discussing with you!"

"Aw come on, you've got to give me all the dirty details."

I nudge Ginny's foot under the table. "I will not!"

"Alright just tell me if you rode the wave... punched above your pay grade... cleaved the pin... double-clicked the mouse."

"What's wrong with you?"

"Popped your bubble... flicked the bean..."

"There is seriously something demented about you."

"One more... diddled the skittle."

"I don't know why I'm friends with you."

"We're not friends, we're cousins. You have no option but to love me."

"Well if you must know, I haven’t given it a whirl yet."

"Seriously?"

"I don’t need a vibrator, believe me."

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