Clarabella:
 
 Because Avery was sick and then you got whatever she had.
 
 Still took the week off.
 
 Presley:
 
 I agree, you aren’t allowed back at the office this week. Enjoy the D.
 
 Presley:
 
 I mean vacation.
 
 Shelby:
 
 Yes, send all the pictures.
 
 Clarabella:
 
 Not all the pictures. I don’t need to be waking up to a dick picture.
 
 Presley:
 
 Yes, let’s not forget when you sent us an ass picture.
 
 Clarabella:
 
 It was a blurry shot and the kids took it.
 
 Shelby:
 
 I swear I saw ball sack.
 
 Clarabella:
 
 You did not.
 
 Sofia:
 
 Do not send me that picture to confirm or deny.
 
 Presley:
 
 Also, first thing we do when you get back is have a recap of that non-date.
 
 Clarabella:
 
 Yes, we should discuss how that co-parent meeting went.
 
 Our co-parenting meeting went great, thanks.
 
 Sofia:
 
 She did have a huge smile on her face this morning. And if it’s any indication, by her outfit, they didn’t make it very far.
 
 “Everything okay?” Stefano asks me, and I look over at him.
 
 “No,” I growl between clenched teeth. “I was told not to come into work this week.”