Wren: Love you more.
* * *
Drake: You know what we could do while you’re away?
Wren: :eyes: emoji
Drake: Sex-calling.
Wren: That’s not a thing. Also, may I remind you that you’re not allowed to use your camera—not even for video-calls.
Drake: He’s not going to notice.
Wren: You underestimate CQS and Finnegan Gil.
Drake: Do they always watch everyone like hawks?
Wren: Yep. Though, no one has ever stayed for so long.
Drake: It’s only been four months. You haven’t had people who stick for that long?
Wren: The record is four months, and they didn’t have the same accommodations as you. I’m guessing that since you’ll be staying for a long time, they’re making a few exceptions. Like having a phone or getting jobs.
Drake: Maybe I can convince them to let me buy a property so we can build a house.
Wren: Whoa, you’re moving a little too fast.
Drake: I’m thinking a year from now. That should be plenty of time to sweep you out of your lab coat and convince you to be mine forever.
Wren: No one can say you’re not a romantic, Dr. Drake.
Drake: Underneath all the bitter exterior, there’s a small heart beating just for you.
Wren: I love you.
Drake: Love you more.
Wren: So . . . Milo is exchanging his triceratops for a football.
Drake: We’ll make sure to re-decorate his room with football memorabilia. Though, we’ll be ready for the next stage—whatever that is.
Wren: I think I like you.
Drake: Same here, so how about sexting? Can we do that?
Wren: We could, but right now, I’m heading to a turtle sanctuary so . . .
Drake: It’s almost six. Shouldn’t you go to dinner?
Wren: I’m in a different time zone.
Drake: Have fun then.
* * *
Wren: Dinosaurs are still out, but instead of football, we moved to sea creatures.
Drake: Thank fuck.