Page 28 of Fling

Jack: No, I completely get it. It feels good to talk to someone else who’s unhappy.

Not that I’m happy you’re unhappy!

Claire: Haha yeah, it makes me a little less sad that I’m not the only one who’s unhappy.

Does that make sense?

Jack: Perfectly! It’s nice to feel a little less alone.

Claire: And if you think about it, if they appreciated us more, we wouldn’t feel the need to join Fling in the first place!

Jack: Yes! Like, there’s only so much we can take . . .

Claire: It’s like they want us to cheat . . .

Jack: We have no choice!

Claire: Haha. This is all so crazy.

We could pass each other on the street tomorrow and not even know it.

Jack: It’s mad, isn’t it? Probably for the best though

Claire: Why’s that?

Jack:Because I’d probably grab you on the street and kiss you

Claire: You don’t even know what I look like haha x

Jack: I can tell you’re beautiful

I can’t explain it, I just get a good vibe from you

Claire: I’m sure you’d probably prefer someone much younger . . .

With that bio, you must have loads of matches

Jack: Haha, a few did message me but they were a bit bizarre

Claire: What did they say?

Jack: One wanted to have sex in a graveyard!

Claire: NO WAY!

Jack: Yep. Call me old-fashioned but I don’t think I could get mourning wood!

Claire: STOP HAHAHA Charming and funny, you’re the whole package aren’t you?

Jack: Thinking about my package already?

Claire: Haha. Maybe I am . . . x

Oh my God, I can’t believe I typed that!

Jack: I’m glad you did

The algorithm seems to know exactly what I want

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