Sutton:
You know what? I’m calling off my engagement and recruiting Bach. He might be more believable as my fiancé—because, as you put it, we’re both nerdy and studious.
River:
Where are you getting all this?
Sutton:
I have my sources.
River:
What if your sources are lying?
Sutton:
My sources would never lie and we’re officially over. I’m proposing this fake engagement to Bach.
River:
Darling, we can fix this.
Sutton:
Really? How? Because learning that you’ve been trying to pimp me out has me wanting to commit a crime—the murderous kind.
River:
Is that why your second pen name is for mystery thriller so you can kill those you hate in real life?
Sutton:
Yes, how many times do you think I’ve killed my family?
River:
You’re ruthless.
Sutton:
No, I believe that killing through fiction is better than spending a lifetime in jail :wink: emoji
River:
You’re kidding, right?
Sutton:
You’ll never know. If I were you, I would move back to the ranch, but if you choose to come to my place, I would stay awake all night.
River:
That can be arranged.
Sutton:
Really, how?