Sutton:
I’m working, can you stop sexting me.
River:
This isn’t sexting darling, I’m just trying to help. Remember, I promised to give you a hand with your research. What better way to do it than by giving you enough material—real life material for that matter.
Sutton:
I don’t need that.
River:
You haven’t told me yet how you make the magic happen.
Sutton:
What are you talking about?
River:
Write those hot scenes when you don’t have a partner who can help you test positions and make you come hard. There’s a lot of moving parts and to get the mechanics right you should be practicing it.
Sutton:
Ha! When I write about Paris, I don’t go there. I just search for pictures on the internet.
River:
Wait, are you telling me that you google sex and watch videos?
Sutton:
Not exactly. I have a few subscriptions to channels that show me how it’s done.
River:
Porn.
Sutton:
Sure, that’s exactly what I do, I watch it. There’s nothing wrong with it.
River:
Please tell me that you use your toys while you watch it. Can I be there next time you do?
Sutton:
I’m not responding to that. Don’t you have work to do? Jez might fire you.
River:
Your friend is always trying to fire me . . . then I have to remind her that I do this for free so . . . it’s all good.
Sutton:
Go to work.