I pinch my forehead. “Why did you get yourself involved with the Weres?”
“Excellent question! Would you like the long or the short answer? I’ve had plenty of time to workshop both versions in the last months.”
“Did they hurt you? Are they torturing you, or interrogating you, or—”
She shakes her head. “They treat me well, if you discount the perpetual infringement of my Human rights. But they’ve neverbrought me out of this room, and I’ve tried. I’ve pretended to be sick, I’ve gotten aggressive—no dice. The guards are assholes of unspeakable proportions and refuse to talk to me.”
“How did they take you?”
“The last thing I remember was walking down the sidewalk on my way to your apartment from work—then bam, I was here.”
I glance around the attic. “What do you even do all the time?”
“I’ve been catching up on sleep. Reviewing my life choices. Stewing in regret. Mostly, I read.” She gestures at the shelves. “But the selection here is limited to the classics. I’ve read, like, three Dickens novels.”
“Appalling.”
“The Catcher in the Rye, too.”
“God.”
“And an entire mystery series I don’t even like.” She shrugs. “Now, would you like to hear my theory on why someone even bothered to kidnap little old me, so you can say I told you so, or something?”
Irritation fuels me enough to finally sit up straight. “No, because Ididn’ttell you so.”
“Oh.” She nods, bemused. “Well, this is a pleasant surpr—”
“I couldn’t tell you so, because you hid thestoryyou were working on and the shit you were doing from me.”
She frowns. “Okay. Well, at least let me explain—”
“I already know.”
“Whatever you’re thinking, that’s not it. I was actually—”
“You were looking into the Weres, or Thomas Jalakas, or financial crimes or something. You found out that Liliana Moreland is a Human-Were hybrid, possibly one of a kind, and then got kidnapped for your efforts.”
Serena recoils. “How do you...?”
“Your cat was... There was that butterfly alphabet thing on your planner, and...” I massage my temple. “Just trust me when I say that I know, frankly, way more than I ever wanted about anything. Lowe said that—”
“Who’s Lowe?”
My heart pangs. I swat the memory and the pain away in one big swipe. “The Were Alpha. My husband.”
“You know what, it doesn’t matter. Tell me how they—” She stops abruptly. Does a double take. Blinks at me multiple times. “Did you just say...?”
I sigh. “Yeah.”
“Misery.”
“I know.”
“Seriously.”
“I know.”
“I’m gone for three months, and after a lifetime of having literally no news, now you aremarried to a Were Alpha?”