“There is a human rebel cell that has infiltrated your territory. Vampires in both of our lands have betrayed us. I’ve already dealt with the one who crossed me, and in doing so, gathered the information I need to capture those humans. Well, really, there is just one in particular that I desire. The others you can keep to do with as you wish,” I said.
“This vampire in my territory who is aiding these humans, who are they?”
“First, will you allow one of mine to retrieve the human I want?”
“I understand that our Royals have an alliance and friendship, however, I will not allow you or one of yours to enter my territory. Not without something in return,” she said.
“The other humans and knowledge of the one who betrayed you isn’t enough?” I asked.
“Not for me. If you can grant what I desire, I will hand over the human you want,” she said.
I cocked an eyebrow, because I couldn’t imagine what she’d want in return. “What is your request?”
“You. I’ve seen you on television and I have longed to know what you would feel like between my legs,” she said.
I stifled a chuckle. “Princess, surely we can forgo that all together. The humans and the traitor are more than enough compensation for one human in return.”
“I’m a hard woman to please. That is my demand in return for the favor you ask. Everything that you’re offering and you in my bed. Hell, you can even keep the other humans, so, what say you, Prince Théoden?”
“I say that I have no attraction to women whatsoever, having me in your bed would be a waste of both of our times,” I replied.
“Oh? Well, isn’t that a shame. I guess we’re at an impasse.” The manner in which she spoke let me know that she wouldn’t give into my request until I gave into hers.
I sighed. “Is there anything else I can offer? Perhaps a vial of werewolf anti-venom?” I suggested, mainly because it was easier to get. Bruce had some stored in order to protect all of the vampires in my territory. Of course, every vampire had at least two vials, but my Generals had a storage of it.
“I have plenty of werewolf anti-venom cures and blood, Théoden.”
“Dragon cure, then?”
“Your cum in my pussy is what I asked for,” she said.
I laughed then.
“You find me humorous, Théoden?” her voice took on a darker tone. I suppose she didn’t appreciate me laughing at her expense.
I sighed and cleared my throat. “Leona, I only fuck men. That’s all there is to it. I’ve been alive for over thirteen hundred years and never once have I wanted my cock in any woman’s pussy. Tight, wet, loose, virginal, or otherwise. I can’t even get hard for a woman; I have no desire.”
“There are straight men who say the same about having sex with other men. I’m sure you’ve met plenty and have probably fucked them all and brought them pleasure,” she shot back.
“Well, you’re quite right.” I couldn’t really tell a lie. I’d fucked every man I’ve ever wanted to regardless of how they identified and they all came screaming my name.
“And you wouldn’t be the first gay man who claimed that he didn’t desire a woman who I’ve come across. And every last one of them spilled their seeds inside of me, more than once,” she said. “I want what I want. And if this human is so important to you, having sex with me should be an easy favor to grant in exchange for getting what you want. There are no other negotiations to be made. Give me the traitor, so that I can deal with them and gather those humans. And then come to my home where I will be waiting. Only you. And once we’re done, you may take your human with you.”
“Is this really what you desire?” I asked.
“Do I appear to be a woman who is unsure of herself, Mr. Sura?”
Fuck.“Not in my estimation, no.”
“Mmmmm, gorgeous and intelligent, such a seductive combination. It’s no surprise that you are Ara’s prized child. You’re who I want.”
Flattered, though I was, I knew this wasn’t going to end well. But Leona would appear to be a woman that needed to learn from experience. “Very well, I’m on my way.”
“Good. Now, the name of my traitor?”
“His name is Sam Desantis,” I said.
“I’m unfamiliar with him, but I’ll be meeting him soon, and you as well.” She gave me her address. “Until then.” She hung up first and I let my head fall back on the sofa, then laughed as I stared at the ceiling.