Page 132 of See Me

“You want to joust with the king of men?” I ask her, pen poised.

“Is that you?” She licks her lips and my dick should have roused, jostled, stirred, something?

C’mon little buddy, you can do it.

I know he still works. He jumped at the sight of Ashley earlier. With her skin all shiny and lips painted gold. He tried to snake his way out of my kilt with the urge to push past her lips and paint himself like a golden unicorn horn.

There he goes.

I breathe a sigh of relief at his efforts to show me he’s still functional. He just has a very specific preference now and won’t settle for less.

The blonde drops her eyes to my crotch and smiles at the sight.

Stupid no-underwear-Scots.

She narrows her eyes and licks her lips.

Oh, shit.

“That’s not for you. He’s just giving me his daily proof of life. Like a smoke signal.”

She scoffs and turns to walk into the crowd.

“Did you still want to fight, fair maiden?”

A hand shoots into the air, middle fingerwaving.

“Well, that was rude.”

I sign up a few more fighters and a sight catches my eye through the open back door. A sight with onyx eyes and golden lips. Her eyes meet mine for a split second before she darts into the restroom.

I eye the crowd around me. “Which of you is worthy to take over as clan leader?” I toss the clipboard in the air and when they all dive for it, I scoot through the bodies and plant myself right outside the restroom.

It’s not creepy, it’s sweet.

Don't question it.

The door opens andthere she is. “Hey, gorgeous.” Little buddy throbs his appreciation.

Not now, dude.

She rolls her eyes and turns down the hall. I dart in front of her and she stops, arms crossing over her chest.

“You know how long I thought you were homeless? I told you to text or call when you got home.”

“I’m not really a follows instructions kinda girl.”

My eyes are drawn to her lips. “Are you jealous of that blonde?”

She laughs. “I’m never jealous of a man whose face I already sat on.”

“Jesus. Don’t say shit like that. I have no concealment here, babe.” I drop my hands to my dick to shield him.

She pulls her lips into her mouth and takes a deep breath. “What do you want, Enzo?”

“Your phone number.”

She darts past me. “No.”

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