Did I only get to see said pony when there was a planned photo op?Also, yes.
I had food, a warm home, lavish toys and clothes. I didn’t care. I just wanted my parents to look at me. Look at me like they loved me. Hell, I would’ve settled for a look of reasonable tolerance. A smile. A hug. It would’ve made all the difference.
And there I go again. All aboard the Pity Express.
My margarita appears in front of me and I have half of it gone before my server can place the chips and salsa in front of me. There’s a blinding pain behind my eyes and I push my tongue onto the roof of my mouth. Fastest way to quell brain freeze.
All hail biology.
Suck it, Mom.
I bet she doesn’t know that.
I’ve had enough chips and salsa to calm the audible groan in my stomach and my date is now almost forty-five minutes late.
Screw this.
Me:
Your dude still isn’t here???
Enzo:
Ok, don’t be mad.
Me:
Enzo…
Enzo:
So… there’s no Matt.
Me:
Are you kidding me with this crap?! What am I doing here?!
Enzo:
It’s all a part of the plan.
Me:
WHAT PLAN???
Enzo:
Don’t be like that. You know… the plan. *winky face emoji*
Me:
I swear to Hades, Enzo. I’ve been sitting here all alone for almost an hour. I’m so embarrassed.
Enzo:
Why? You got a night off work. Have a nice meal.
Plus, Luca has been walking around here pouting. I call that a win.