Page 33 of See Me

Come get me.

Enzo:

Working over here, Blaze.

Me:

Uber has no one available and YOU made me Uber. Come get me.

Maybe the margaritas have made me a little sassy but this is all his fault.

Enzo:

Probably from the hockey game tonight. Which is why I can’t leave work.

Me:

Who was that picture you showed me?

Enzo:

Let’s not do this.

Me:

Enzo…

Enzo:

This ends badly Blaze.

Me:

Tell me.

Enzo:

It was an ad for hiking boots. I photoshopped the words out.

Me:

I’m going to kill you!

Dead!

Your body will be dead and cold.

No more boners for cold dead Enzo.

Enzo:

That’s a bit harsh babe.

Me:

Don’t babe me you tool!

Enzo:

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