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Cassie:

I’ll be there.You ok?

Alex:

I had a handy planned with the guy in the file room tomorrow.

How emergent is this?

Ashley:

A handy?! What are you 14? Put it in your mouth!

Jen:

Smash… jesus.

Alex:

Of course I’ll be there. I’ll reschedule.

On second thought, he’s wearing striped capris today, I’ll pretend I never met him.

Ally:

Wish I could babe. Let me know what I can do from here!

Cassie:

Do we need supplies?

I can bring my tape gun! Or brass knuckles? What kind of emergency are we talking here?

Ashley:

I told you to buy ‘the rose’. It solves most of my problems in 45 seconds.

Me:

This is not a vibrator emergency, Smash.

Jess:

I’ll be there.

Me:

JESS! I’m soglad you're back.

Cassie:

You won’t be when you hear what happened at the cabin.

Ashley:

Did you fuck a lumberjack?

Alex:

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