Creamed By the Cocoa

A thoughtful gift, or an arranged marriage?

Chronic traveler Fern somehow finds herself in Trash Haven, a town she didn’t know existed until she was rolling past the welcome sign. Staying at the town’s only Inn brings her to the attention of the town’s resident spell shop owner, and what Fern think is simply a nice gesture of a beautiful handcrafted mug with a pouch of cocoa mix turns out to be way more than she bargained for.
Is it just her, or is the cocoa planting crazy thoughts in her head?

This is a cringey, cozy, steamy love story between a human woman and her sentient cup of hot chocolate. If this sounds absolutely awful, you probably shouldn’t read it. If, however, you’re intrigued, you should know that the cocoa gets pretty dang messy.