Page 30 of Pretend for Me

Dean Meyer

Back to the wedding. @Dev Menon, just curious, will the pussies be in attendance?

@Darian Meyer, don’t you fucking dare.

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Dean Meyer

Goddammit, Dar! Why are you like this?

Dev Menon

We haven’t thought that far.

Garrett Meyer

Not thought that far? You proposed to a woman you’ve known for a week! Pretty sure time is just a suggestion to you, my friend.

Dev Menon

Didn’t you wake up married to a passenger from your flight to Vegas?

Hudson Case

He’s got you there, @Garrett Meyer.

Dev Menon

I heard she bawled her eyes out when she realized she was married to you. That must have pricked that little ego of yours.

Garrett Meyer

She didn’t bawl. And what happened with us was completely different. I’d known Bella for four years.

Dean Meyer

The dude became a monk after he laid eyes on her, too, even when she flat-out showed him no interest.

Garrett Meyer

Good things come to those who wait.

Dean Meyer

Mala knows it better than anyone. She played the long game and look how well it turned out for her. She got me.

Hudson Case

Agree to disagree.

Darian Meyer

@Dean Meyer, you know as well as the rest of us, you were the winner in that relationship. You still don’t deserve her.

Dean Meyer

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