Page 83 of Delayed Penalty

Keller: Should have packed better. You knew we were on the road for nine days.

Lawson: It’s so many days though.

Keller: Would you rather be at home?

Lawson: I’m sorry. Have you SEEN my girlfriend?

Lawson: Wait. Don’t answer that.

Lawson: But yes, I’d much rather be at home.

Lawson: But like…later this week. I want to beat the Comets and Columbus first.

Hutch: Please tell me someone has Greer’s number so we can screenshot this conversation and show him how idiotic his brother is.

Hayes: I do!

Hayes: Sending it now, Captain.

Lawson: NO!

Lawson: I’M SORRY, OKAY?

Lawson: I. AM. SORRY!

Lawson: Greer is like SO mean. He’s grumpier than Keller.

Keller: And that’s saying something because I’ve met me.

Hutch: I don’t know. I feel like they’d have some good competition with one another.

Fox: As if you have any room to talk.

Lawson: Oh, snap. Foxy getting sassy.

Fox: Sorry, Captain, but you know it’s true.

Hutch: That’s fair. Even Auden says I’m grumpy.

Lawson: She calls him Mr. Grumbles.

Locke: Awww.

Keller: Too fucking cute, Hutchy.

Fox: So sweet, Mr. Grumbles.

Hayes: Better than that stupid nickname Lawson came up with for himself. Lawless Lawson? Get real.

Locke: Can we just talk about the fact that he gave HIMSELF a nickname? So dumb.

Keller: The dumbest boy in all the land.

Lawson: Um, this dumb boy can still read, and he’s incredibly offended!

Hutch: Not as offended as we are that you asked to borrow our underwear.

Lawson: I WAS GOING TO WASH THEM!

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