Page 58 of Whispers and Wildfire

“Fine? Just fine? What do you mean by that?”

“I mean it was good. We had a nice time.”

“And…?”

“And, what? Do you think I’m going to give you the details of any post-date bedroom activities? There were none, by the way, but why are you even asking me that?”

“Why not? We’re adults. Melanie, this may come as a shock, but I know you’re not a virgin.”

“That doesn’t mean I want to discuss my sex life with my mother.”

“Mother? Why do you have to be like that? You know I hate being referred to as ‘mother.’”

“Sorry. Mom. And I’m still not discussing this with you. Besides, there’s nothing to discuss.”

“Well, that’s disappointing.”

“You’re disappointed I didn’t sleep with Hank on the first date?”

“No, no, that’s not what I mean. We’re getting off track. I wasn’t talking about sex. I was just hoping you’d tell me you had an amazing evening. Maybe thank me for inviting him to the pizza tasting and making sure you got together.”

“Why do I feel like you already have a wedding venue in mind?”

“Considering your first one was at that awful hotel with all the modern decor, I think you should listen to my suggestions this time.”

“There’s no ‘this time.’ I went out on one date with a guy. Don’t start dress shopping.”

“Okay, but when the time comes, you’ll of course take me with you.”

“Mom,” I groaned.

“When are you going out with Hank again?”

“I don’t know. He hasn’t called.”

“What? Didn’t you make plans last night?”

“No, and please stop trying to micromanage dating for me. He’ll call.”

I could practically hear her pouting. “He better.”

“He will. We had a good time, and he said he would. He doesn’t strike me as the type of guy who plays games. If he said he’ll call, he’ll call.”

“I’m sure you’re right. He does seem emotionally mature. And so handsome.”

“Seems like you should date him,” I said with a laugh.

“In another life, maybe. You know I only have eyes for your father.”

“And I love that about you.”

“All right, I’ll let you get back to work. But tell me when Hank calls.”

“I’m not telling you when he calls. You need to stay out of it.”

“I just want to know.”

“Look, as soon as I decide to let him bang me senseless, you’ll be the first to know. How’s that?”

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