Page 66 of Forecasting the Forward

Levi

In Gabe’s defense, he teased Luca about that more than once, but that last time Luca decided enough was enough.

Me

It weirds me out that you refuse to call anyone by their nicknames, Levi. I really should share YOUR nickname.

Levi

I will end you.

Nally

Still can’t believe Jax knows it but no one else does.

Daws

It has to be something good.

Levi

ANYWAY. How is married life treating you, Jacob?

Me

No. You don’t get to call me Jacob. Only my wife gets to call me that.

Nally

Ooooooo, his WIFE! Look at him being all possessive and married.

Daws

Just wait, Nally. You’ll find out when you meet your person. It’s different. Any of you piss off Cassie, I’ll end you, too.

Nally

Dude. That’s my sister you’re talking about. I piss her off daily.

Daws

Yeah, she won’t let me murder you. Something about sibling love and that your parents would be upset. I don’t know, man. Not sure what she’s thinking.

Nally

Nice. I feel the love. Hey, Cass said you guys were getting Chinese tonight from that restaurant we all love. You got enough for me?

Daws

I swear to God, Nally, if you show up here for food AGAIN I will not be held responsible for my actions.

Levi

Can you two take the lovers quarrel into a private text exchange? The rest of us don’t need to see this.

Me

Speak for yourself. It’s like a soap opera. Don’t take away my fun, Levi. My show is on.

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