Page 61 of The Penalty

Loves My Cock: We can’t have that. Does it need a cuddle?

Fake Boyfriend: ye u should come here 2 give it a warm mouth hug

Loves My Cock: So tired. Sleeping now.

Fake Boyfriend: y did i want 2 fake date you again ure so mean 2 me

Loves My Cock: That’s a good question. Let me know when you figure it out.

Fake Boyfriend:

Fake Boyfriend: im going with u 2 that din-din no arguing

Loves My Cock: I suppose.

Fake Boyfriend: no supposing! its happening!

Loves My Cock: What if you get sick and I have to take Tobi to defend the family honor?

Fake Boyfriend: ill go anyway and shit on their rich people floor

Loves My Cock: That’s not very family honor-y

Fake Boyfriend: better than u fake breaking up with me 2 take my 4real brother with u as ur fake date

Loves My Cock: Is that jealousy I hear?

Fake Boyfriend: is that a band? how would i know what u hear

Fake Boyfriend: stop texting me i have a game 2morrow i need my beauty rest

Loves My Cock: Good night fake boyfriend.

Fake Boyfriend: dream of my cock

EIGHTEEN

RHYS

Tobi: How are you still at practice?

Rhys: We have film tonight.

Rhys: But I can’t hang out. Remember?

Tobi: What do you mean?

Rhys: I have dinner at my brother’s house.

Tobi: Fuck. What am I expected to do for dinner without you? Eat with my brother? Gross.

Rhys: You can’t eat with him either…

Tobi: You’re not seriously bringing him, are you?

Tobi: Aren’t we boycotting Teddy?

Tobi: I’m not mad. I’ve been looking for a reason.

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