Trust Nevada to act like a clown and spout whatever comes into his pea-sized brain.
Harlem
You goin’ soft on us, brother?
Nevada
He’s got a thing for Amber but won’t admit it
Me
Thanks a lot, asshole… and I don’t have a thing
Nevada
Right, you’re ‘friends’
Me
Fuckface
Harlem
Amber’s a cool chick. You two doin’ it on the sly?
Me
Nope. Not doin’ shit. She’s just a friend. Some immature idiots in this chat can’t grasp the concept of that. Men and women can be friends
Tag
Fuck that. And stop blowin’ up my phone
Harlem
Men and women can be friends without fuckin’?
Me
Yeah. Tried and tested
Nevada
Except this time you want to fuck her, and she’s not reciprocating
Me
@Nevada That’s a big word, did your mommy help you with that?
Nevada
Don’t try and shift the subject, your balls gotta be blue by now
Manny
@Tag when are you having kids?
I’m glad for the subject change, which is typical Manny.