It’s been a month since Mia and I told our son that I am his father. He took it better than we could have expected. In fact, we’ve slipped seamlessly into our own brand of family closeness. Who knew?
“Who needs dewormer?” Mia asks as she walks into the kitchen and hoists Angelo up into the air.
He squeals with delight as she holds him upside down and shakes him playfully.
“Our boy wonder has been sharing kisses with Splash,” I answer.
“Oh, ugh!” Mia says and pulls a face at Angelo. “That’s disgusting.”
“No it’s not,” the boy giggles hysterically while his mother tickles him.
“Okay, we’ll stop off at the pharmacy before I drop you off at school,” Mia says once she’s put Angelo down.
“Can we say hi to George?” he asks. “I miss him.”
“Uh-huh. You miss the lollipops he gives you,” Mia chuckles.
Angelo gives Mia a wry grin. He’s so damned cute. And just as good with the ladies as his old man.
“Go get your bag, sweetheart,” Mia tells him.
“Okay.”
“Hey, sexy. You snuck out early,” Mia purrs and kisses my neck.
“Yeah, sorry. I had a few calls to make. Did you sleep well, my love?”
“Like the dead. You?”
“How could I not after an orgasm like that?” I grin.
“Sshh, Angelo will hear you,” Mia blushes.
“Good. The boy should know how much his parents dig each other.”
“And he will. I just don’t want him repeating it at school. You know what kids are like. They say the most inappropriate things in class.”
“Let him shout it from the rooftops. I don’t care who knows how pretty your little ass is or how badly I want to bite it,” I smirk and tap her on her tush.
“Okay, that’s it. I’m getting you a muzzle,” she laughs.
“I’m ready to go,” Angelo announces.
“Ciao, Angelo.”
“Ciao, Dad.”
“Mommy, what’s a norgasiam?” I hear him ask Mia as they leave the house.
Mia looks back at me and gives me the stink eye.
“I told you!” she mouths silently to me.
“My bad!” I mouth back and throw my hands into the air.
“Uhm, nothing my boy. Come, we have to hurry if we’re going to stop off and say hi to George before school.”
I wait until the pair is out of earshot before I burst out laughing. Kids say the damndest things!