“Sure, although I don’t know why you wouldn’t go out with Wally. He seems nice.”
“He collects stuffed unicorns.”
“So? Don’t girls like unicorns?”
“Yeah, you’re hilarious. I gotta get back to work.” I turn toward the shelf and align the condom boxes into neat little rows.
“Does this continue at the party tonight? This fake relationship?”
“No.” I laugh. “This was only for Frank. And I don’t know if I’m coming to the party.”
“You have to. You’re my girlfriend.”
I turn to him. “Pretend girlfriend. And only when we’re here.”
“Shouldn’t we practice? I haven’t had a girlfriend in years. I’m not sure how it works.”
I sigh. “I bet you could figure it out. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m not your girlfriend. Now would you go? I don’t want to get in trouble.”
“You won’t get in trouble for talking to me. Frank loves me. You know he told me to go out with you.”
“Yeah, I know. Rose told me.” I glance at her.
“She actually spoke to you?”
“Crazy, right? She thought I wanted her job. I told her I didn’t, and now she doesn’t hate me. We’ll see how long it lasts.”
“About tonight. I really want you to come.”
“Why do you keep insisting I go to the party?”
“Because I don’t like you being alone, especially on a Saturday night.”
“Maybe I like being alone.”
I don’t, but it’s better than watching girls flirt with him all night.
“Just stop by for a few minutes. You can meet Hudson and the other guys.”
“I’ll think about it.”
“I’ll let you get back to work.” He reaches behind me and grabs a box of condoms.
“That’s really why you came here?” I ask. “To get condoms?”
“They’re not for me. I get them for the party. I put them by the door in case someone needs one on the way out.”
“How kind of you,” I say, rolling my eyes.
He laughs. “I’ll see ya tonight.” He leans down and kisses me, then takes off for the register.
What’s with the kiss? I look around and spot Frank in the cereal aisle. He must’ve been watching us. That’s why Scott kissed me. But I didn’t see Scott looking over there, so how did he know Frank was watching us?
At ten o’clock,I’m done with work and head home. As soon as I go into the building, I hear music coming from Scott’s apartment. When I pass by his door, a girl stumbles out, holding a red plastic cup.
“Oh, sorry,” she says, bumping into me. “Have you seen Grant?”
“I don’t know Grant.”