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Me: I think it would be better if we had the date. That way I can focus on something other than schoolwork for a bit.

Zach: Then it’s still on.

Zach: Oh, and Delia?

Zach: DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Me: *heart eyes* You are SO cute!

Zach: Thanks, I know.

Me: I was talking about Marshmallow.

Zach: Wounded again.

Me: TELL ME YOU DID NOT!

Zach: I DID NOT.

Zach: Also, what did I do?

Me: YOU SENT ME A FUCKING COUCH.

Zach: It’s there already? That was FAST.

Me: How? How in the world did you manage to do this so quickly?!

Zach: Money talks.

Zach: I know it’s not the exact couch you had before, but I tried to find something similar so you wouldn’t miss your old one. Did I do okay?

Me: Did you do okay… You bought me a fucking COUCH, Zach! Yes, you did fantastically.

Me: I assumed you were kidding about buying a new one. I can’t believe you right now.

Zach: It was only fair. My goat destroyed your furniture, so I had to replace it.

Me: But it’s a couch!

Zach: I think we’ve established that by now.

Me: I… Shit. THANK YOU. Zoe says thank you too. You have no idea how badly I want to kiss you right now.

Zach: I’ll allow it.

Me: Thursday—you’re getting alllll the action then.

Me: I’d even consider sexting with you right now. That’s how elated I am.

Zach: Shit yeah! Let’s do this.

Me: I said CONSIDER.

Zach: Devil woman!

Zach: Tomorrow night, I’ll woo you like you’ve never been wooed before.

Me: Please tell me you bought Marshmallow siblings.

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