[Group][Orcarella]: cool
[Group][Ialdir]: plus standard dragon stuff
[Group][Ialdir]: you can get tail-swiped off the platform so like don’t
[Group][Orcarella]: kk going in
Orcarella raised her maces, shouted a battle cry, and charged.
[Yell][Irontongue]: PITIFUL CREATURES OF FLESH! YOU SHALL NOT DISTURB THE HOLY WORK!
Drew started his rotation, barely able to see what was happening with his screen full of dragon face. But he wasn’t dying and Irontongue’s health was dropping at a good rate, so everything seemed to be going according to plan.
[Group][Ialdir]: shit
[Group][Orcarella]: ?
[Group][Ialdir]: Small Mangy Owl just got punted off the platform
[Group][Solace]: omg noob
[Group][Ialdir]: hes an owl
[Group][Ialdir]: shud be able to fly
Suddenly Irontongue reared back and thrust its pelvis vigorously in Orcarella’s direction. And the next thing Drew knew,he was hoist aloft on the creature’s tail.
[Yell][Irontongue]: IMPALED!!!
[Yell][Solace]: IMPALED!!!
[Yell][Ialdir]: IMPALED!!!
[Group][Ialdir]: ooh on a first date
[Group][Orcarella]: *sigh*
[Group][Orcarella]: do you two have that macroed
[Group][Solace]:??
[Group][Ialdir]:??
There was nothing Drew could do while he was up there except make his own macro and enjoy the view, and actually the view was pretty good. The aerie was a tangled mess of steel and ash, bits of broken stone and fallen pillars littering a battered iron floor. He could even see a little bit of the Great Fissure below, shattered islands and rivers of lava. It was almost enough to make him forget what a pain the zone had been to level in.
At last, Irontongue flung Orcarella to the floor, and Drew threw off a taunt to reestablish threat. He’d just got back into his rotation when Irontongue swooped into the air again.
[Yell][Irontongue]: BOIL ALIVE!
Solace and Ialdir were already fleeing to the central pillar, and Drew pegged it after them, not wanting to be the noob who ate dragon breath.
[Group][Ialdir]: sw
Ella, Solace, and Ialdir grouped up neatly on the southwest corner of the pillar while clouds of scalding vapour billowed around them.
[Group][Solace]: group hug
When the steam cleared, Ella dived out from behind the pillar to meet the oncoming dragon, and Solace and Ialdir scattered to the opposite edge of the platform, clinging tight to Irontongue’s sides to avoid the tail-swipe. The boss was creeping towards fifty-percent health when it pulled back from Ella and soared into the air.