Page 26 of Hat Trick
Em aka Big Boy
How did we not know this?!
Why did Rocky never tell us he was an Uncle?!
Oh dear god. These two are ridiculous.
Me
You both know good and well this is not my child.
Em aka Big Boy
…riiiiiight.
Anyway, coffee date tomorrow so we can go over everything that happened on the fuck-cation?
Me
Is this convo going to be coffeeshop safe?
Dom the Don
Yeah it’ll be fine.
We can whisper
I know you love when I whisper in your ear.
Me
I will come under one condition.
Em aka Big Boy
Yes ma’am?
Me
If I am going to be part of this group chat, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, say everything you need to say in one message. I cannot mentally nor emotionally handle message after message after message.
Dominic… I’m talking to you.
Dom the Don
…Yes, ma’am.
Em aka Big Boy
Thank you for that, Darlin’
Me
I aim to please. See you guys tomorrow.
The second I lock my phone, I hear the sound that I would compare to a grown man shitting himself, butinstead of a grown man it’s the giggling six-month-old sitting on my floor.
You brought this one on yourself, Liliana.
